US OPEN, Opening day!

Here we go!



We started the day off with 12 dollar drinks in commerative cups! Delish!


Then it was on to see the Saggyfatass, I mean Baghdatis, match. Which, he lost. Two years in a row, the first match I saw was Baghdatis and two years in a row, he lost. I should stop going to him matches, for his career's sake.


Being an AmEX card holder, you can listen to the match commentary! Members has its prilideges!!!!


There's my forearm!


The most "Into It" Electric Violinist I have ever seen in my life.


Ljbucic practicing. I hate him.


Djokovic practicing! I love him!


See. Andy Did win..Once...


Karyn is drunk.


Commemorative cups...Make you drink alot...


Federer....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Johnny Mac!


"What's that? You want to suck Federer's dick? NO!"


Dorks sitting in front of us.


Dorks with a dog and cat umbrella.


Federer....zzzzzzzzzz.


I thought this was the Bryan Brothers when I took this picture. I was drunk. And wrong.


Our new friends, Dave & Anders!


Roddick Practicing.....


(SIGH)


More drinks at the ISNER match.


GO ISNER!!!!


My new American boyfriend, John Isner. At 6'9, he is a tall drink of...you get the point.


MORE DRINKS!




Dave is now drunk too.


Canas. I think he lost?


Me & Andy.


Karyn & Snoresville.


High five Ana! I grabbed James' crotch!


"I can't believe it either!"

DAY TWO


Chris and his man fan.


Arthur Ashe.


We are going to see Roddick tonight!


Blake.

More Blake.


Chris watching Blake.


Some chick match that me and Chris ripped on the manly girl in the far court. Then realized her coach was sitting right in front of us. Good thing he don't speaka english!


Sharapova. Catch her while she can! MWHAHAHAHAHA.


Hello, there...


I would like to point out he wore Black at night TWO DAYS before Federer.





That's all I have for now...I need to get another camera devoloped if you want to see me at the track winning SIXTY ONE BUCKS on a horse named (What else?) Sunset Cocktail .

Good times!